Saturday, May 8, 2010

lick dick

well i lost 50$ in vegas last night, the city of toronto towed my van while i was driving through the desert, some wanker on pitchfork gave the bitters LP a worse review than the lil wayne rock album, city lose to spurs, and I'm on tour.. (not my week) - BUT on the brightside... Check out the new super annoying animated GIF section of my blog down the left side.. By Mustard Gas with her new 9000$ camera. YAY!!!!

p.s
our boy scotty who we are staying with in oakland at the moment... his landlord is RICKY HENDERSON! ! ! AAAAAAAWESOME!!

16 comments:

Al @ Scotch said...

could be worse... you could live in vegas, have the city of toronto give your van away to the guy who reviewed the bitters album and you could be touring... in sudan. count your lucky stars, mr. cook... or worse yet... you could be justin bieber. i can't wait to see that kid in 10 years...

Anonymous said...

Should have used more reverb.

Anonymous said...

guv, who CARES about pitchfork?? look what happened to myspace! Do you know anyoe who uses it for social shit? Nah,B. Bitters record=best thing I've heard in years. Thanks so much! Also, Justin Bieber is hawtt.

Anonymous said...

who's smoking the cig in that gif? makes me want to take up tha nicotine.

Anonymous said...

worrrd, fuck pitchfork, this is my favorite album in a long time

Anonymous said...

Guv your songs emphasize harshness so much that songs become muddy and unmemorable. The tracks would work better shorter. There's no reason, for example, that closer "I'm Feeling Good" needs to approach seven minutes-- there aren't enough ideas to carry it that long.

LSD said...

Get this in perspective, it's no big deal, just organise a drive-by shooting.

M. Z. Grub said...

Pitchfork also gave the last My Morning Jacket album like a 4.something. Sure a good review would've been nice - but fuck 'em. Album kicks ass. Stay strong brotha. It's not like The Velvet Underground, The Stooges, The MC5 or anyone cool rode a golden rainbow through life either.

Keith said...

This review is Waaaaaaaaay more credible than Pitchfork.

http://www.aquariumdrunkard.com/2010/05/05/the-bitters-east-general/

Anonymous said...

Admittedly I have not heard the record yet (Mexican Summer=Expensive), but that dude is an idiot. Homeboy talks about (The Almighty) Sic Alps like 12 seperate times so obviously this guy doesn't really have much to go on other than a fleeting knowledge of a particular sound. Look on the bright side though, dudes who read this kind of shit and believe it probably dont even buy records, so at least there won't be tons of little 21 year old weiners out there with .rar files of the album on their hard drive.

Young Guv said...

Just download it for free somewhere! Pfork, dont care!!!

Anonymous said...

im the reviewer from pitchforkvicehipsterrunoffandclash and ill give you a good review if you give me the recordings you made at ATP with ben raynor

Anonymous said...

Guv I will be looking for you after you guys play on Wednesday for some 7"s.

Anonymous said...

south paw is putting out the ben raynor and the pricks 7"

Keith said...

http://cgi.ebay.ca/YOUNG-GOVERNORS-LEWIS-TWINS-COMPANY-THREE-EP-/130385774984?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Records&hash=item1e5b990988

Obviously not you, but this could be your future. haha...

There is a sample

Anonymous said...

whoa, i bet scotty's apartment is the shit! that's amazing!!