Hello. I am sitting pretty much in a closet at a Mcdonalds using their power outlet and their wifi. In beautiful and snowed in Columbus Ohio. Fu's show in Kentucky today was canceled due to show, so we are on our way to B-more. A few announcements before I eat a big mac then barf.
OFFICIAL FUCKED UP AFTER PARTY AT BLUE MOON BAR
QUEEN ST E. JUST EAST OF OPERA HOUSE.
MOLESTED YOUTH, TOTAL TRASH..
I'm djing. Mark pesci is too. So is my gino friend of Scarborough, Tony.
It will be fun.
Facebook shit here.
This wonderful Darlings record is out now. It took forever. It is amazing. I have it on tour with me, so if you come see fucked up it is at the merch table along with advance copies of the "call me when the cat dies" 7" that i just picked up in chicago, roommates cassettes (barely), and the guvnor mixtape cassette.
me and ol' matty d wrote this banger a while ago after i fell in love with a girl way out of my league and age range and then felt like huge fucking perverts. the reason why this record just came out and it took like 3 years was because the girl had to become of legal age before the song could come out says canadian courts. then he pissed on avril lavigne and moved to l.a to be the white jimmy hendrix, and i stayed in toronto waiting to see the female teenaged version of jimmy hendrix (targets girl) and give her this 7" as a present
she is probably dating DRAKE right now. Oh no.
More later.. This closet is stinks of liquid cleaner, and is full of pubes.. Fuck this..... bye.